are you so shy because you have an std?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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