She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
