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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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