I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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