You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My hand turned me down
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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