I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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