I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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