There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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