So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I think i got beer on your cat.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
