how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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