she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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