Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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