But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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