Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She has the best kind of daddy issues
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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