i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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