I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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