How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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