How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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