Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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