think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is wine microwaveable?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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