so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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