you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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