I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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