Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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