I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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