Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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