Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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