Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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