genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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