How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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