is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just forgot I was standing up.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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