on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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