Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I supernannyed him into submission
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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