dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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