I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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