this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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