just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
The beer is more important than you right now.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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