Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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