Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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