Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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