She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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