So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
