Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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