that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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