Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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