im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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