i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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