Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
