is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
All the doctor said was why
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