So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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