I'm drive I can fine osifer
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
