he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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