Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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