I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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