He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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